OMIGOD - I'm so, like, totally throwing my own massive birthday party and it's going to be like, so radically awesome and you like so totally have to come, I mean, like, fer sure. It's like, be there or be like, square, dude. And you're so, not like square, right?! Because, OMIGOD, if you were, like square... we so, like, totally couldn't be friends any more. I mean, like really.
So, like go ahead and you know, like, pop that collar, and peg leg those jeans, and like, OMIGOD if you still have a pair of like um those parachute pants and Member's Only jacket - this is so like exactly what you've been like saving them for, duh. And you so like have to do your hair like really big, seriously... and lots of black eyeliner, OMIGOD or I'll have to do it for you. Okay?!
Um, I'm like so asking, like, no gifts please, I mean, seriously. K? Just like, coming to my party, will be, you know, like, gift enough. I am so sure. Unless, of course, you can find some scratch and sniff stickers, but not the pizza kind, they are like so grody and like totally make me gag. So, like, don't barf me out man.
This is going to be like, such a totally awesome party, I like, almost can't even wait, ya know? Just remember, don't just accessorize, like "excessorize"!
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